We were invited to a white trash Nascar party last weekend. Mom, Dad and I all dressed up. Mom wore a Hooters tank top and got a rose tatoo drawn on her chest. Dad shaved his facial hair into chops, wore a cut off flannel, a monster truck hat and got a Confederate Flag tatoo on his arm. Aunt Traci stopped by just in time to draw on Mom and Dads fake tatoos. I had a cut off white onesie and a Harley Davidson dewrag. I met two new friends named Wyatt and Caden. They were both four months old. I got to hang out with Uncle Jeremy also.
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